Expendable Teens

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

WTF?!?!

Detroit's a hole!!!

We've scrapped all plans for a major city tour!
The suburbs are where we are needed most.
Those kids need to know that urban decay starts with them!

Lou

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Expendable Teens are Killing Music!!!

Hey, all...

Lou here! I'm off to Detroit to scout out some venues for the upcoming Teens Tour. Scuz, Willy, Flip and Athena are busy recording and have just laid down some killer tracks for RAPED BY A SEA TURTLE (working title) and I WANNA SEE YOUR PANTY LINES. Looks like we'll be putting a parental advisory on this one...meaning, we wouldn't want your parents to get a hold of it.

Nik Havert and Bill "The Inkslinger" Wilkison have let me read the first issue of the expendable Teens comic and it's a grab your chest, pull out your heart and see it beating before you die riot!!! Well done boys. Word has it Paul Schultz with contribute in some fashion.

The only rule is GET TO THE GIG!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Phuque

Hey all,

Lou here! The Teens are back!!! The Expendable Teens that is!!

What's that? You've never heard of the Expendable Teens?! The biggest punk band in the Midwest!! Come on...you're putting me on, man! You're telling me you've never heard Moldy Mommy Mummy, I Forgot My Calculator, My Dog Hates Your Sister or Robots Versus Camels?

Well, all I can say is, as their manager I must not be doing my job! I intend to change all that. The Teens are currently in the studio and we are working out a complex tour schedule that may just bring the Teens into quaint little suburban sanctuary...and when they're through you better jump in front of the train...because we're not going to stop until we reach the top...again!!!




Special thanks to Nik Havert and B. Wilkison for helping the Expendable teens get some promotion material prepared! Welcome to the smegging family boys! Word has it they will be creating a comic chronicling the escapades of the Expendable Teens!!