Phuque

Hey all,

Lou here! The Teens are back!!! The Expendable Teens that is!!

What's that? You've never heard of the Expendable Teens?! The biggest punk band in the Midwest!! Come on...you're putting me on, man! You're telling me you've never heard Moldy Mommy Mummy, I Forgot My Calculator, My Dog Hates Your Sister or Robots Versus Camels?

Well, all I can say is, as their manager I must not be doing my job! I intend to change all that. The Teens are currently in the studio and we are working out a complex tour schedule that may just bring the Teens into quaint little suburban sanctuary...and when they're through you better jump in front of the train...because we're not going to stop until we reach the top...again!!!




Special thanks to Nik Havert and B. Wilkison for helping the Expendable teens get some promotion material prepared! Welcome to the smegging family boys! Word has it they will be creating a comic chronicling the escapades of the Expendable Teens!!