A real update...

Hey, cats and kittens, thought you all deserved a better update than Scuz and I goin' at it. Thanks to everyone who came to see our shows Down Under last year. We hope to get back to Oz and Tasmania in the near future. We needed some time off when we got back to the U.S. We got back on election day to cast our votes and catch up with friends and family before heading off on a short Midwest tour before the holidays. The last photo i posted was taken by Flip at a hair coloring party thrown by a friend of mine in Detroit. Flip's mohawk is now blue, and Scuz has blond streaks in his hair. If he grew it out, he'd look like Iggy Pop. Willy, of course, still has the mane that can't be tamed, although he is considering donating it to Locks of Love www.locksoflove.org, which he's done before, but he may go back to his natural hair color...no one knows what that is though.

The Midwest tour to promote "Spam Necklace" was awesome. We kicked off in Detroit, naturally, at my gal-pal Cherry Perry's Orchard club on the west side. After that, we hit Flint, Kalamazoo, Sturgis, Fort Wayne, Muncie, Indianapolis, Evansville, Louisville, Memphis, and Atlanta. We did a pop-up gig in Chicago (at a place called NO EXIT) before heading back home. A lot of venues are closing due to this economy, but that won't stop us. We've played everything from parking garages to playgrounds.

We decided to hold of on releasing "Spam Necklace" not because we have to, because we want to. We are toying with some ideas, but we just felt the time wasn't right. That's all I'm going to say about it for now...

Rock hard.

Athena.

...not a PC!

I did not fuck up all the computers...they were fine when I chucked 'em out the window!
If Scuz and Willy want me to pay for the windows...fine!!!

Or maybe they could use all the money Flip and I made for them with "Gimme the Finger" instead.

-Athena

Under Cuntsruction

Athena phuqued up all the computers we have...as soon as we're back on line, we'll post.

Many of you are logging on for the first time and we apologize for the incuntvenience!

Now that Facebook is so popular, and no one important uses Myspace anymore, we are toying with the idea of joining Myspace and posting some old demos.

We've got new merch...



...so if you want a sticker, send us your addy! Otherwise, fukawf!!!

Scuz (as dicktated to Willy)