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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Spaz downdate!

Hello from down under! Scuz here to let you know where we've been. After touring through the southwest, Lou managed to find us some gigs in Australia. Of course, we had to ride on a fishing boat the whole way there. I ended up burning half of my clothes because of the damn smell.

We got here in five pieces. Our gear is another story. It ended up at an Australian canning factory with about 50 tons of fish. Luckily, it went untouched in a utility closet, and no one at the company seemed to know how it got there. The weirdest part was that Willy's guitar had been re-tuned to perfection somewhere along the way.

We've played seven gigs in Australia now, and Triple J (the big radio station here) still won't let us on the air. I think it may have something to do with one of their slimy producers asking Athena if she wanted to see his one-eyed wallaby and her responding by head butting him.

We're keeping Foster's in business and Willy's ready to punch Flip for saying, "You wanna get outta here, you talk to me." in his best Mel Gibson voice every time we leave a joint. Flip's fallen in love with Vegemite. I swear to Cthulhu it's true.

We have seven more gigs to go, and then it's back to the states to work on the new album (tentative title "Spam Necklace").

Stay crazy.

Note from B!

Sorry for the late post Spaz...I've been a bit under the weather and just totally spaced your e-mail. So, all you Ex-T fans read on as Lou tells you what's new...


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