I'm too sexy for this blog!

Well, we've managed to get kicked out of nearly every gig so far on this tour. Sorry to the fans that came out and only got to hear three songs, but since you only paid four bucks in most cases, we don't feel too bad. After all, you've come to expect it!

So, I wanted "B" to put in a killer pin-up in the mini that will be hitting the convention circuit. I wanted it all blood and guts sexy. Instead, this is what he comes up with!

As you know, I am very protective of the TEENS image...mine, on the other hand...if you're stupid enough to want my mug on a lunchbox, so be it. In the spirit of NOT giving the audience want they want, I sent it to print. This was when I had hair!

Which brings me to yet another topic, I've had some Hollywood producers sniffing around the TEENS camp lately. And it seem some idiot wants to make a movie about them. I told 'em that I would only consider it if they set up a meeting to have Joey Pants play me. We'll see...






-Lou







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