Expendable Teens

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Sunday, July 09, 2006

ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey, kids!

Lou here...we've resisted the temptation thus far...but, we've decided to make a few pieces of swag available online. For many years we have tried not to succumb to the pressures of the marketplace and distribution. We are not ones to compromise. For those of you that have been with us from the beginning or beyond, you could always count on the fact that the merchandise you purchased or received as a gift had been handled and in some cases mangled by one of us. Some of you own some pretty messed up pieces of history because of it. (For those of you who have those item, we would love to see some pictures...the Teens never knew they would be around long enough to have any sort of history, so they never really took the time to archeive a single piece of swag.)

With the addition of comic creators Nik Havert and B. Wilkison to the extended family of Teens, we wanted to not only share ourselves, but the work of the many artists who have helped shape the lore that is the Expendable Teens, to an ever growing legion of fans.

Our merchandise guarantee...if you receive any Expendable Teens merchandise soiled by sweat, blood, piss, spit or cum, you can rest assured that is is 100% EXPENDABLE TEEN!

2 Comments:

Blogger spacelord said...

I'll have to dig to the back of my closet, but I might have some soiled ET stuff shelved between my Elvis Costello records and porn.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sun was here!

3:44 PM  

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